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#28 Wednesday, August 5, 2009 #67 Sunday, September 13, 2009
#29 Thursday, August 6, 2009 #68 Monday, September 14, 2009
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#31 Saturday, August 8, 2009 #70 Wednesday, September 16, 2009
#32 Sunday, August 9, 2009 #71 Thursday, September 17, 2009
#33 Monday, August 10, 2009 #72 Friday, September 18, 2009
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Monday, September 14 2009:  Finale Eve
Tomorrow's the big night.  Kevin and Jordan will face-off in part three of the HoH competition tomorrow night, live.  The winner will get to choose who they take to the jury.  It looks like Jordan would take Natalie and if Kevin wins it's difficult to tell to who he'd take,  however I think Jordan does stand a chance with Kevin.

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11:00AM BBT:  Kevin's up, the girls are still sleeping,
11:30AM BBT: Kevin trimmed his hair and took a shower.
11:40AM BBT: Kevin back in bed,  no wait, he's up again and in the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal.
Noon:  Kevin's sitting on the patio talking to himself.  I think he's working on responses for the  jury questions. 
12:45PM BBT: Kevin's laying down in the green room.
1:55PM BBT: Jordan tanning, Natalie lounging on a lounge chair and Kevin sleeping on the patio couch.  Nary a word is said between them.
2:10PM BBT:  A Banner Plane?   Flashback Alert!  If you have the live feeds, you can Flashback to any point in the BB11 season. Watch Big Brother on SuperPass! Kevin was pointing at a plane in the sky, and told Nat, "Look."  It may have been a banner plane (message unknown) according to some who saw it on a monitor in the  "We'll be right back" control room. 5 minutes later we here a fragment of a song identified as the Beatles: Martha My Dear "hold your head up, you silly girl, look what you've done"
3:35PM BBT: 
The feeds return and Kevin's still talking about it teasing Natalie by saying, "No really, all I saw was 'You can't trust Natalie.'"  Natalie: "Really 'cause I saw, 'Kevin's a liar.'"

4:04PM BBT:  Kevin saying that he heard some things that Natalie has said about him, which she denies since according to her she hasn't said anything about her friends. Kevin's isn't buying what she's saying. She then threatens him that if he doesn't hold up his end of the deal he lost half a million dollars. However, that if she's evicted by Jordan then he has her vote. Game talk as both play cards. Kevin tells her if she was a friend she wouldn't be threatening him.

4:17PM BBT:  Natalie: "I think banners are a waste of money,  you can't even see them."
Kevin: "Mmm hmmm"

Kevin opens the patio door and says he is getting teary, he's sad.  He will miss the fake grass, the hammock, the infamous Jacuzzi.  He  gets his laundry out of the dryer and starts folding it on pool table.  Kevin tells Big Brother he is going to miss them.   Even know they hated him.

4:26PM BBT: Jordan comes out and she feels better all clean from her shower.

Natalie must have been called to DR. she comes out and says she cant talk about it... there are rules for a reason, to knock it off.

4:31PM BBT:  Natalie tells Kevin in a week from now he's going to be thinking "I wish I was playing pool with Natalie". Kevin's response ... "hmm."

Natalie saying she hasn't been asking Jordan anything, thinks she has her decision made and is not saying anything. Kevin says he's been saying that he hasn't made up his mind.

5:02PM BBT: Jordan asking how lesbians and gays get excited by something they can touch on themselves, their own privates, straight people get excited by different privates. She asks Kevin if he could ever, ever, ever, be straight.  He says no but he can fake it.   She asks if he had sex with a girl would he get off?  He says probably not.  She says she bets he could really,  really do it if he tried. Kevin says "I dunno Jordan, I can't explain it."   Natalie asks if he's ever been with a girl, he says no, not at all.

Prior to his Jordan was interested to know if there's a Guinness Book of world record entry for largest penis as well has how a woman can tell if a men is really big or not and will dilate for him. [They said it not me!]

5:20PM BBT: The three are still cooking dinner. Trying to figure out someone's recipe for a sauce for the meal.

5:48PM BBT: Jordan eating and Natalie doing dishes. Looks like they got arts and crafts and some games to play.

6:14PM BBT: Feeds on Bathroom. Not a sound in the house.

6:17PM BBT: Natalie out of the WC and washes her hands, looks at pimples. Jordan and Kevin in red room laying down, Natalie goes in and plays cards on her bed.

7:30PM BBT: All three HGs in the red room. Jordan is telling a personal story about someone from home and their computer. She's doing her nails. Kevin is laying down and Natalie is sitting up in bed.

The story is about her dad not wanting Jordan to be on his computer. One day, she found picutres of her, her prom, then this other woman, and realized why her dad was so nervous about her being on his computer. She says she likes to investigate and find people cheating because she doesn't like people cheating on her.

Jordan found some makeup in her dad's car and he told her and her mom that it must have been Jordan's friend's makeup. Her friend agreed with this, but later told Jordan it wasn't her makeup.

She continues how she found her dad cheating on her mom.

7:40PM BBT: Jordan say her dad put in his password on his phone, so she had her mom call his phone to listen to his messages, where there were two voicemails from two different women. Natalie blames Jordan for her parents getting divorced, but Jordan says she was trying to help her mom and Natalie agrees. Natalie states 'Once a cheat, always a cheat' and says she firmly believes this.

Jordan says she's been invited to the area her dad lives now, with another woman, but she's not allowed to go to the house, she has to meet him somewhere else.

Jordan continues about this other woman her dad dealt with.  She pauses, and makes sure none of this stuff will be shown, since the show is over, and Natalie says yes, so Jordan keeps talking.

7:50PM BBT: Jordan is going on about how her dad got a Wachovia account her mom did not know about and finally we get FotH (Jordan's parents breathe a sigh of relief)

8:06PM BBT:   Jordan has been telling the story of her cheatin' father for over a half hour.  Kevin walks by and Jordan asks the time, it's 8:06PM.  Jordan says her family is Jerry Springer,   I think she's being hard on them,  but there's definitely a few Loretta Lynn songs to be written from her stories.

8:35PM BBT: All three are at the Jacuzzi. Kevin said they had to bring money to BB production--Natalie says in case you need. and FotH

8:36PM BBT: Back--Talking about their families being there.  They are talking about BY interviews.  They are talking about the runner up getting no recofnition. Kevin says he remembers Memphis was barely on there. They are talking about what they will ask if they are the 6th juror and what the questions will be for the other 2. Jordan says her question will be "Why did you evict me".  Jordan is saying she is going to be so excited she will not be able to sleep.

8:55PM BBT:  Kevin's in the DR, so Natalie's working on Jordan again,  asking if she's changed her mind,  and making sure they still have a deal. 

9:10PM BBT:  Now Natalie's in the DR and it's time for Kevin and Jordan to swear they're still looking out for each other,  and the they'll each take the other to the end.

9:17PM BBT:  Kevin, Natalie and to a lesser degree,  Jordan, are  starting to feel sentimental over leaving the house,  and that they will never see or do these things again.  Their once in a lifetime event is coming to an end.  They are anxious to get back to the real world,  but they know that this moment,  the feelings (both good and bad) that they experienced in the Big Brother house,  could only have happened in the big Brother house.

Kevin says that when he gets out,  he never wants to play another game of pool again.  Even though Natalie learned to turn on a stove,  Jason's going to have to wait to experience her cooking,  Natalie wants to eat out every night.  All three of them can't wait to walk through a mall again.  Jordan says she just wants to go home afterword instead of sight-seeing in L.A.

10:15PM BBT: Lots of cleaning, running in and out of the house and getting things ready for tomorrow.  They also put their painted bowls, cups, plates in the oven so they can bake and be ready.  Kevin goes outside for ran minute and Jordan says to Natalie "Kevin told me you're going home tomorrow"  Natalie begins to say something, but sees Kevin coming back in and says "he coming" to Jordan. Kevin comes in, and they talk about what they are going to eat tomorrow (So they can clean out the fridge). Other then that brief moment of game talk, there's just a whole bunch of house cleaning going on.

10:20PM BBT:  Jordan tells Natalie that Kevin says he's not taking her [Natalie]  and that Kevin says he feels bad because Natalie keeps saying that he's all she has.  Natalie says,  it's true,  she has told Kevin that.  "I think Kevin's just trying to cover his butt." Jordan says.

Natalie is trying to convince Kevin to play pool with her, but her doesn't want to. Natalie ask Jordan if she wants to learn, and Jordan says she doesn't like it. Kevin starts to play cards, Natalie says she is bored, and Jordan and Natalie go to dip their feet in the Jacuzzi. Natalie and Jordan talking about Kevin and how he has told Jordan he is taking her to the end. Jordan goes into detail about the conversation, then Kevin comes to dip his feet in also. Talk quickly changes to speeches for tomorrow, and then small talk starts again.

Kevin joins the girls who are sitting with their feet in the hot tub.  Jordan says she wonders if they'll have to clean up all the food and put it in the storage room.  Natalie says they have people that do that and all the food will be thrown out.  Jordan feels bad that there's so much that will be wasted.  Kevin says the whole house will be gutted and everything thrown away.  [In previous seasons, the food went to a local soup kitchen,  and the house remains somewhat intact until it's re-decorated for the next season. A lot of the house furnishing are rented from prop shops,  -Morty]

The Nite Owl Report by cafeaulait begins here:

10:30PM BBT: Jordan starts to talk about her flight to L.A. when she got picked.  She had a lay over in Atlanta, and she says the people are mean there and she hopes to get a direct flight this time. Kevin talks about how he had to provide his own transportation for some of the interviews,  BB tells him to stop and we get a brief FotH. More random talk about various things then moments of silence, including painting toenails, and the painted pots in the oven.

10:35PM BBT: Jordan goes to brush her teeth, then Natalie ask Kevin if he is for sure taking her. he says yes. Then she goes on her threaten rant again saying that if her screws her that she will not vote for him and she will convince Jessie not to vote for him and he wont win BB.   Jordan comes back out, and then there is more silence mixed in with random one sentence comments.

10:40PM BBT: Kevin: "Let's play guess what I'm thinking."
Natalie: "Nope."
Natalie's says that no one wants to know what she is thinking, and Kevin says it doesn't matter at this point.
Jordan asks if they will show anymore clips from the house, and Kevin and Natalie says no. Natalie says they might show some of their last DR's, maybe not even that.
Kevin says that the producers pretty much know who is going to win and that they probably have questioned the jury and know which way they are leaning. Natalie says that the jury questions and speech can change their minds so it isn't set in stone.
Kevin then starts to talk about how much he has cried in the house. Jordan talks about some of her moments and then we get FotH.
Jordan ask if their painted pottery is done and she goes to take them out of the oven. More small talk. Kevin says that beside the guys, he can say that he would probably hang out with people like them outside the house.

10:50PM BBT: They start to make predictions.  Jeff will be on a soap opera, Chima a correspondent on Extra, Natalie will have octoplets [ I hope not, we don't need more Natalie's in the world.] They start talk about Survivor.


10:58PM BBT:  "I bet the live feeders are really bored right now." Jordan says, and we sure are!

11:00PM BBT: More random memories from the BB house. They think it is about 11 and they should go to bed soon because they will be waking up at 8. Kevin says he wanted to grab Natalie when she put shaving cream on him last night. They start bickering back and forth, Jordan says they are like brother and sister.
They start talking about being mean to siblings then FotH.

The conversation switches to more random topics, such as learning Spanish, remembering the name of the guy from Real World Paris that was from the south [Jordan keeps saying Abe, but in fact his name is Ace], and the spider that is crawling by Kevin. 

They take their feet out of the Jacuzzi and go to check on the blankets in the dryer. Jordan says they have five more minutes. They cover the pool table and go back inside.
Natalie is eating chips a salsa and now wants a quesadilla, and Kevin wants a grilled cheese. He goes to make them for him and Natalie.

11:23PM BBT: Kevin went to check on the blankets, and Jordan go to grab a plate to get some chips and salsa even though she said that she shouldn't eat this late.  She says Natalie is a bad influence.  They briefly talk about video games and salsa.  Kevin finishes cooking and goes back to the red room with the food.  They are all now munching on food and talking about food.

11:30PM BBT: They start to talk about the live show tomorrow.  They said that for the answers to questions they only have 45 seconds to respond.  Nothing else going on but a whole lot of munching.

11:35PM BBT: They finish eating, and Jordan goes to put the stuff in the kitchen.
Kevin: "This is the last night in the big brother house"
Natalie: " I know."
Kevin says that for the longest Natalie and Jessie were being butts to them. Kevin started to explain how they were, and she gives and bunch of excuses and blamed some of it on Jessie.
Kevin talks about Jessie and Natalie tag-teaming everyone in the house. Natalie says she never did [WOW].
they are now arguing about a certain laundry incident, a blanket incident, a have-hot bed making incident, and other random incident.
Jordan: What started this conversation?
They continue to argue

11:47PM BBT: Jordan goes to pool room to fix her nails. [She is probably just as tired of hearing this stuff as I am]  She goes back in the red room, and they were arguing about the have-not blanket again.

11:52PM BBT: Natalie/Kevin stop the fighting, and then Jordan/Kevin start to talk about "asshole" moments they had (pretty much the fights they got into).  Jordan is talking about what she wants to take for Michele the house for souvenirs, such as the bath soap they used the liquid kind in a container I hope) and candles  Kevin and Natalie tell Jordan that there were 11 candles in the house and that they would count stuff at night. They talk about Michele counting things, and then they talk about how Michele went through his stuff and messed with the calendar.

11:58AM BBT: Jordan talks about how her and Jeff would tell Russell that they wanted alone time so that he would get away from them. She then says that he would try to say to Michele that Jeff and Jordan were "doing stuff"

12:00AM BBT: More walks down memory lane, stuff like Chima calling Lydia and Jordan hose for walking around in lingerie. Then we have silence.

12:05AM BBT: Jordan mentions that she thinks she is going to start her period soon.  After a silence, Natalie then says that this time next week that they will all be at work.  Jordan says that she is going to take a week off so she can get everything situated in the old house.  They then start to talk about how they need to pay everyone that handle their bills while gone back.

Natalie farts really loud, and Kevin says "Check your panties on hat one because it sounded wet"
Natalie mentions that the time they spend together is more then they spend with their best friends back home.
Kevin says that they would sleep about 12 hrs, so it wasn't really that much time.
Then Jordan ask about how the game would have gone if the coup wasn't use
Kevin mentions that him and Lydia were the expendables at one point.
When Kevin mentions this, she said that she personally didn't want Kevin out.
Natalie starts to defend Jessie's reasoning, and Kevin isn't buying it.
More shoulda, woulda, couldas going on.

12:20AM BBT: Talk then turns to how the show goes tomorrow. They realized that the final two won't know much of what is going on. They then bring up the jury house and how they would think everyone would get a long. Kevin says yes.  Then they talk about how if Jessie had played and won in the egg veto then it totally thought is was a different game.  Kevin and Natalie start bickering again, and then Kevin gets up to check on the blankets out of the dryer.
Natalie mentions that one of the big camera outside is gone.
More random talk ensues.

12:33AM BBT: They turn off the lights then turn back on the lights (they turned then back on so they don't lock them down and they wont have a chance to get the blankets out the dryer.
They then talk about how many cameras there are in the house.
They now start to talk about reality shows, mostly the ones on VH1.

12:43AM BBT: They then start to talk about Nicknames. Natalie is Scrappy Doo, and Kevin says Russell called her "lil bit"
They then bring up the peach/nectarine incident again. Jordan is still convinced it was a peach.

12:50AM BBT: More walking down memory lane. Talking about how Jeff thought hippos were purple. [LOL]. They now are talking about Jeff's lack of patience.

12:55AM BBT: Jordan then mentions how Julie ask Jeff about his patience level with Jordan when Jeff was HoH, then we get FotH.

12:58AM BBT: Feeds come back, Natalie is in the kitchen putting stuff away and then gets the blankets out of the dryer.
Then another FotH.

1:00AM BBT: Feeds come back, Jordan says that she wants to take something from here.  Kevin says he wants the Buddha, but he knows BB won't let him. They talk about other things they want from the house. Jordan says she would never sell her stuff on eBay.

1:06AM BBT: Talk turns to what they are going to give each other of theirs.  Natalie says she is keeping the hoodie and Kevin says he is going to chase her around with clippers if she tries to keep it. They start talking about things production told them about the 25,000 Prize, and we get FotH.  Natalie then says the prize is for any player in the game, not just jury.
More talk about jury and finale night.

1:15AM BBT: More talking about things that Have happened in the BB house. They are now talking about competitions that they liked and didn't like and how they are going to have fun watching the episodes and seeing the competitions again. Now they are talking about how Jessie told how Kevin had a grape when he was a have not. Natalie says Lydia told Jessie about the grape. Kevin says that was an asshole move and he hopes America got to see that DR that Jessie told about the grape [ha, I wis]. Kevin says he happy he was the vote to evict Jessie just because of that.

1:25AM BBT: They talk more about life in the BB house, and they wonder if Russell was really an MMA fighter, and if he was any good, because if he was he would have brag about it. Kevin lays down like he is going to sleep, and Natalie keeps shuffling her card deck really loud. Kevin tells her to do it more quietly and then we get a brief FotH. We come back and Jordan went to the bathroom, came back and turns off the lights. All hgs are attempting to go to sleep.

[That's it for me, Goodnight and see all of you on the discussion boards tomorrow -cafeaulait ]


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