5:00PM BBT:  The food conversation continues in the kitchen,  while Jordan takes a shower. 

5:46PM BBT: Jordan wants to go hunting and hold a gun, Kevin wants to go to the shooting range. Natalie goes shooting with her boyfriend and Dad.
Jordan would have a fear of the desert - she thinks of snakes and "what are those things that can kill you?' scorpions! and being alone and hot and having no water and dying alone. (where that came from I don't know)

5:55PM BBT: FotH

6:00PM BBT: Jordan talking about Lydia and her hair and how the roots were orange when she did her hair pink. If that had happened to Jordan she would have asked for a re-do. They are discussing Rock of Love. Kevin says Brett Michaels is so ugly. Jordan says she thinks he's sort of cute. Back in the 80's oh yeah, she'd do him.

6:29PM BBT: Kevin talking about the first time he saw Chima. She had her ghetto doo-rag on and was wearing all pink. He thought she was a ghetto diva. Kevin liked Lydia once he found out she was bisexual and into pop culture. Jordan says Lydia woke her up rubbing her arm one night. She said it felt good but Natalie has to pipe in "Hell no, that would freak me out" .

6:49PM BBT:   Kevin wants to know who is going to win already he can't wait anymore. He says "Vote for me, OMG"
Natalie made pork chops and they made the instant rice you cook in a bag.  Jordan has never seen this kind of rice before.

7:25PM BBT:   Natalie goes rooting through Kevin's suitcase for his new hoodie.  He is throwing stuff at her to get her to stop, says he hid it on her.  She finds it and says it's hers - she won it.

He tells Jordan it's hammock time however she is busy cleaning the supper mess to join him. She's really like to watch some movies.

Natalie hopes that no matter what happens, she hopes they will stay in contact - for over half the game they never really talked and now that she knows her she really likes her. They have so many things in common. Jordan is just like one of her Girlfriends at home.

7:43PM BBT: Jordan discussing with Natalie how she doesn't mean to put down blond girls with big fake boobs but they can look typical. She thinks hers suit her not like the girls on "Rock Of Love" who look trashy. [what is with Jordan and Rock of Love?] She had to Google Julie Chen's name before coming in the house.

8:04PM BBT: BB has given "Design Your Own Plate" Creations By You PlateWorks kits to make personalized keepsake plates.  They include markers and a blank plate.  They are drawing on them and chatting. Jordan says it feels so weird to write again. Kevin called to DR.  

Jordan currently has really long leg hairs and hates it when people have bushy eyebrows. Kevin likes it when men are 'natural'.

8:34PM BBT: "HGs please check the store room."

BB gave them a bottle of wine. They look less than enthused. Thanks BB! Maybe later.
Kevin looks sad that his plate has not arrived. There was only two plates in the art kit they got.

8:53PM BBT: Kevin and Natalie telling Jordan why they didn't like Jeff.  You all know the story.  Mean Jeff didn't protect fair Lydia at the beginning and then didn't stay true to his clique. He said he just wanted to eat tuna instead of talking about game with Kevin.

9:15PM BBT: Jordan spilling the Jeff/Jordan plans.  All three are having another debriefing on all the things that happened.
Natalie found a spider and Kevin jumped and then said no, it's just a cricket. [Maybe when the lapse back into silence we will hear crickets chirping for real!]

9:46PM BBT: Jordan convincing Kevin to try the cookie dough.  He asks if he's going to get sick.  Cam 1 on the bottles in the wall of the green room.  Kevin tries one piece and looks, well unimpressed.  She gives him a piece with chocolate chip in it and asks if it's better.  He says ummm no.

The Nite Owl Report by cafeaulait begins here:
10:10PM BBT: All are in the kitchen, Jordan just called to the DR, she tells Natalie not to forget about the cookies in the oven.  Not much talk going on between Natalie/Kevin .
On Feed 1 they are giving us a little house tour. Now they're in the pool room
Kevin ask if Natalie she has a final two deal with Jordan.  She says no and she really isn't going to ask her,  because she says that her deal with Kevin is strong
Kevin then says "America, please vote for me over this wench"
Talk turns to Chima, and how they could have use that vote from Chima in the jury.

10:25PM BBT: Kevin is making his plea to America for the jury vote, he says that he has been a fan since season 1. he knows is is homosexual and a minority, and hopes that America looks past his fabolosity.   He also says that Natalie is associated with Jessie, who's the douche-bog so that we should vote for her.

10:28PM BBT: Jordan comes out, and asks if the cookies are good. He says yes, and she goes to the BY.
Kevin wants to start a debate in the living room about why everyone should vote for them to win big brother.  Natalie says no, and that she wants to play pool instead. Kevin doesn't really want to, but he does anyway.  When Natalie and Kevin go outside,  Kevin brings up the debate to Jordan.  She says she didn't know America is voting already.
Jordan then goes Natalie the bathroom to change into her bikini to go into the Jacuzzi.  Natalie says that Jordan bikini is cute, and then they start talking about how much they snack here. Jordan says she has to lose dome weight when she gets home.

10:41PM BBT: Natalie won the pool game. Natalie has also washed her slippers, they didn't come out totally clean but they look better.

10:46PM BBT: Jordan getting out of the Jacuzzi. Another round of pool going on between Natalie and Kevin

10:49PM BBT: Kevin randomly decides to quit the game and go inside because he is cold. He turns off the oven because Natalie left it on.  Both Kevin and Natalie are in the Kitchen. Kevin is fixing something to eat.
Jordan is brushing her teeth.

10:55PM BBT: Natalie says the highlight of her day today was taking a shower, [she takes showers??] She says that they should plan Kevin's finale night outfit tonight, and Jordan's tomorrow. She then start talking about outfit possibilities with Kevin.
Kevin claims he should go to bed, and Natalie said she won't go to sleep for a couple more hours because she woke up so late.  She mentions Kevin woke up late also.

11:00PM BBT: Natalie in kitchen playing cards, Jordan laying down in Red Room, and Kevin is not on the feeds.

11:03PM BBT: Kevin goes to Red Room with a deck of cards. He gets on his bed and start playing with them.  Him and Jordan start talking about how excited they are that they are leaving soon. Talk turns to jail, and now Jordan is saying it must be weird to work in an insane asylum.  Natalie comes in and they start talking about they movie "Girl Interrupted". Natalie leaves to check they dryer.  She returns to the Red Room after checking on it
Kevin/Jordan start talking about the A and E show "Intervention".  An episode in particular where there was a lady who would throw up and save the throw up in baggies. Then they talk about an episode with a lady from Charlotte area that was an alcoholic. Jordan says it was weird to see place she knows on the show. Jordan/Kevin keep talking about more episodes of the show
Natalie/Kevin playing chess while Kevin/Jordan are talking.

11:16PM BBT: There was a good couple minutes of silence, then Natalie says "It's so early still" .Natalie/Jordan talk about how Jordan wakes up earlier then everyone else in the house right now, Jordan says it is because she has to pee and then stays up after that. Then the room gets silent again.

11:20PM BBT: Natalie ask Jordan what is the first thing she is going to do when she gets home and Jordan says "call all my girlfriends". Then she says that she is going to hang out with her family until it get late, then go out.
Then the room goes to silence again.

11:25PM BBT: Natalie/Jordan mention that the first thing they are going to do on their way home is check their phone and make calls. Natalie says that her inbox will probably be full and she won't receive a lot of her messages because of that. Jordan says that she had her mom call the phone company and tell them that she was on vacation and to turn it off for the time being. Now they are talking about when they will get their stuff such as phones and things BB didn't let them bring into the house.

11:32PM BBT: Another random short conversation after a long silence
Natalie: We should paint our nails
Jordan: We should do them the day before the Finale so they look good
Natalie: Kevin, want us to do yours?
Kevin doesn't respond. Jordan was laying down, then she got up and went to the pool room to change her shirt. She went back to the red room, put her mic up, and is laying down, looking like she will fall asleep soon.
Kevin and Natalie still playing a quiet game of chess [for now at least]

[sorry, my internet went out for 10 minutes, but I don't think I missed anything important]

11:45PM BBT: Still a quiet game of chess, and Jordan is still laying down on the verge of falling asleep.

11:52PM BBT: Jordan appears to fallen asleep, and Natalie/Kevin still playing chess.
the only comment recently made was from Natalie, which was "so much for the movie"

12:10AM BBT: Not much has happened since the 11:52 update. Jordan did open her eyes while she readjusted herself on the bed and then went back sleep. Kevin and Natalie have stay pretty quiet, though Natalie has said "check" once and has also said "This is the most I've played chess in my life"

12:15AM BBT: Natalie: It's an even game
Jordan props up and says "How do you even play chess"
Natalie: It's hard, well, it's not hard but it takes a long time to understand
Jordan lays back down
Kevin mumble "this is gonna be a long game"
Jordan readjust herself again

12:26AM BBT:
Natalie: "Should I teach you a lesson because we are playing by your rules today"
Kevin: " We're playing by my rules because when we played by your rules the game never ended."
Natalie: "I'm still gonna teach you a lesson with your rules.'
Kevin: "Well teach me a lesson wench."
They briefly start to argue about what Kevin's rules are. Kevin brings up the fact that with is rules the game actually ended
Jordan: "I'm like craving candy."
Kevin: "Well there is plenty."
Jordan gets up and grabs the candy in the room
Natalie won the game, and she starts gloating about the win and all the other pool games and chess games.
Natalie: "Yes, America, I bet Kevin in chess again and I bet him in pool too."
Kevin: "That's okay, because I will beat you in Big Brother."
They are now arguing about who rules are better, and Natalie just keep gloating.
Jordan: "I don't know why I'm craving candy."
They start talking about candy, Natalie says she doesn't like chocolate.
"Jordan please put on your microphone"
Jordan: "That's all they've been telling me today."
They now agree that Monday they will try to make BB say every pr-recorded message.
Jordan goes to kitchen to get some candy
Kevin says that if he wins big brother he might start believing in God
Natalie: "Really?"
Natalie tries to convince Kevin that if he wins BB he will get her a new car. He says no and all that she will get is a pat on the back
Natalie and Jordan start taking about God and predestination.
Natalie is still trying to convince Kevin to believe in God.

12:50AM BBT: God talk has continue. Some of the topics were Kevin explaining some of the reasons why he doesn't believe, and that something like winning BB would make him believe again. Natalie class that selfish, and Kevin says oh well. Jordan then talks about how her brother always went to church and gave at least 20% of his paycheck to the church. At the time he worked at Sam's Club pushing carts and hated it. One day, a lady that they had known a long time ago ask him if he liked his job and if he wants he could work for her husband. Because of that, he was able to get a new car.
Talk then turn to Anatomy and Physiology. Kevin tells then that he use to work in the nursing department in a college, and that they used it as a class to weed out who really wants to be in that major. They then go into details about the difficulties of the class.
The talk turns to school overall. Natalie says that she only liked English. Natalie mentions that swimming was part of her P.E. class. Kevin and Jordan find it weird. Natalie says she always got out of it because she would tell them she is on her period. They them all chime in and talk about all of their P.E. classes in high school.
Jordan says she got a D in aerobics. They continue to to talk about the horrors of P.E.
Talk then turns to horrible math classes. Jordan says she failed Geometry. Kevin said he was okay at it, but he just doesn't like it.

1:00AM BBT: They are now talking about how they use to cheat in school. Jordan has a lot of stories about cheating in classes such as physics and math.
Kevin says he would do things such as cover his test or write his answers small so people couldn't read it.
Natalie thinks that that is stupid and you should let people see it because it doesn't matter. She calls Kevin a little bitch because of it..
Natalie then talks about her cheating patterns. Jordan chimes in with hers.
Jordan got catch cheating only once.
Natalie claims she never get catch.
They talk about putting formulas in a graphing calculators to cheat.
More cheating stories continues.

1:10AM BBT: They talk about the differences in community college, state universities, an Ivy league schools.
Natalie them ask what Michele has a Ph.D in. Kevin says neuroscience.
Natalie: "What does that even mean."
Natalie starts saying that she doesn't believe that Michele is not as poor as she says she is.
Kevin says that she might have debt
Natalie says she probably had a lot of grants
Jordan says that she want to marry a doctor, because he probably knows how to work a vagina.
Kevin says that he would hate to be a doctor and deal with lady part, but he wouldn't mind checking the guys
Natalie say that gay people aren't allowed to be doctors [yes, she went there]
Kevin says that gays are more likely to go to school, and get better jobs because of it
Natalie them says that she has never met a gay doctor.
Jordan then talks about dental hygienist and dental assistance. She says that she worked for a dentist for a little while and she learned a lot. She is now talking about the things she would do at the dental office. She also says that her sister is a dental assistant.

1:30AM BBT: Kevin is now talking about how he changed careers. He once worked in a hospital and did nursing. Now he works in advertising field in he loves it. He then goes on to tells stories about how he used to work for a doctor that he didn't particularity like and we get FotH.
When the feeds come back, and he talks about how he hated being a supervisor at his old job and didn't like it.
He know foes into some of the things he finds challenging at his job. he says figuring out trends with young people is hard.

1:39AM BBT: talk turns to Donald trump and The Apprentice.  They wonder how someone so ugly gets such a pretty wife.  They start to go into detail about the last Celebrity Apprentice.
Jordan says she would hate to have an office job.
Kevin says that he would hate to be a manager at a retail store. he worked at Banana Republic and hated it
They start to talk about stores they like
Jordan thinks   J. Crew is too preppy, but banana Republic is okay. She also like Hollister is okay but the music is too loud.
They are know talking about other places they shop.

1:45AM BBT: They are talking about store they like. Kevin says he likes Armani Exchange, Jordan says she like to get little pieces at target.
Natalie is in her bed, not really participating in the conversation.
Natalie broke her twist tie engagement ring.
They start talking about their families, and Jordan start to described his brother.

1:53AM BBT: Jordan talks about how her and her sister are complete opposites.  She says that her sister is all about the drama. Jordan is excited to meet Kevin's boyfriend.
Jordan says that a lot of people think her brother is gay , but he's not because she asked him. She then tells a story about how her brother had a crush on this one girl, and then we get FotH.

2:03AM BBT: We come back from a FotH that lasted about 7 minutes. Jordan is talking about a grill her mom got from her boyfriend at the time. It got stolen because it was so nice. She would then talk about her and her brother would hang out in the back of wherever they live.
Natalie ask if Jordan can she hook her brother up with one of her friends but none of then see him like that.
She then goes on to talk about how she ask him if he gay, he got really offended. She says that it is maybe because he grew up around women and their dad isn't really have a role in his life, which made him more comfortable around girls.
She then went to describe on of his girlfriends, and then we get FotH
Jordan then talks about some of the girls she use to go to school with, and she describe then as "redneck ghetto".
Kevin says he wants to see that
Jordan also admits she went threw a "ghetto" phase (big fake flashy nails, nose ring, big hoop earrings)
Kevin said he had a phase like that too (he use to wear all the baggy clothes and stuff)
She also said she dated a guy that she would describe as a redneck.
She then talks about people from home (including "Big Texas") and we get a lot of in and out FotH.
She keeps talking about people she knows and we get another FotH.

2:17AM BBT: Jordan talking about having fun at home. She brings up drinking and Natalie ask "Your mother let's your brother drink even though he's not 21"
Jordan says yea, but doesn't say anything else because she doesn't want to get in trouble.
She then talks about her senior year, and how much fun she had. She says she did alot of things she looks back on and did things that she is now embarrassed by, such as dancing on bars and letting people do body shot off of her. She also is talking about doing make-out contest during spring break.
More High schools stories from Jordan continue

(that's it for me, see you guys tomorrow)


Miss Carol is looking into her magic mirror and today she sees:  cafeaulait, CeCiMom, Dade, laladoopiedu, morty, tekylady and ZuZuMamou, Thanks for making this a special day.