7:40AM BBT:  No wonder they sleep all day,  they're up all night.   And it's not that they're partying and having fun,  they walk around like zombies, or sit in a corner playing chess or just whispering.   

8:00AM BBT:  Kevin and Lydia eat a bowl of slop in the kitchen.  Lydia told Kevin that Russell told Jessie that they should vote out Lydia so there are more guys in the house.  Because the girls will go after Jessie and Jeff next week. They are discussing the wizard power and how they think Jeff has it and Jeff is always being called into the DR and he did not fight for the Veto.  Lydia wants to throw her slop at a producer and we get FotH

8:05AM BBT: Kevin loves the rat and snake that Michele made out of the Play-Doh. Kevin asks Lydia what time did she come to bed and she said three something.  Michele was keeping Lydia up because she kept getting up to go to the bathroom.  Lydia could not get comfy.  She is complaining about the sleeping conditions and cold showers.  Kevin is making some kind of drink.  They are hoping BB soon says HG's it's time to get up so they can go back to bed (I am thinking in the GR).

8:15AM BBT:  Jeff looks  at the pair in the kitchen through half closed eyes,  Michele woke him with her night terrors.

8:20AM BBT:  BB:  "Good morning houseguests, it's time to get up for the day."  Kevin, Lydia and Jeff go back to bed,  but not in the Have-Not room.  Russell and Chima are getting up to start their day.

9:15AM BBT:  BB: "Jesse, Kevin, Natalie, Lydia, the bedroom lights must remain on during the day." Chima is making breakfast.

9:20AM BBT:  BB: "Jesse, Kevin, Natalie, Lydia, I said,  the bedroom lights must remain on during the day."  Later, "Thank you."

9:40AM BBT:  BB:  "Attention houseguests, this is a lockdown, please go outside..."

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10:15AM BBT: Jordon and Jeff in the hammock. Jeff looked at Jordon's legs and said geezz she needs a barber not a razor.  She said she is gonna shave today and Jeff said she better before she starts tripping over it. (lol quite funny actually)

Now they are wondering why they are on an OD LD so long.  Jordon's thinks it is to get everyone up.  (even though everyone is sleeping or just laying there with their eyes closed).  Jeff thinks they are doing something fishy in there.  Maybe taking away items so the HGs will have to guess what is missing for the HoH,  then he decides he is thinking about it too much and closes his eyes again.  Jeff still making fun of Jordon's hairy legs.

10:20AM BBT:  All the HGs are sleeping outside,  still on LD.

10:22AM BBT:  LD over. Jeff called to the DR. Lydia and Natalie go right back to bed.  Chima goes to the HoH.  Jessie also back to bed but only after complaining about his foot and dragging it while walking.

11:00AM BBT:  Jessie and Chima are in the HoH bed discussing Russell's behavior, rehashing how Jessie saved him when Ronnie wanted to backdoor him, yada, yada,  Russell's a bad guy,  yada yada.  Nothing new.  Jessie:  "Natalie's hot."  Chima:  "Natalie's a little brat that starting to get on my nerves."

11:30AM BBT:  Indoor LD 11:51AM BBT:  LD over.
12:15PM BBT: Outdoor LD

12:25PM BBT: Still on outdoor LD and Jeff is pissed he got another day of slop for taking a sip of the Gatorade. Jordon is shaving outside.  She is sitting over by the hot tub lathering up and using the hose.  She shaves fast.

12:30PM BBT: Jeff and Kevin discussing have-nots and Jeff just wants a bowl of pasta.  He is worried with his extra day and if he is a have not again next week,  he will not be able to eat for 2 weeks.  Jeff is complaining that one sip should not be an extra day.  Kevin says he only ate one grape.  Jeff said, "What happens if I ate a hamburger? Get kicked out?"

Jordon rinsing her legs off now.  She decides to water the garden by sitting and trying to spray the garden from there.  Jeff says never mind he will do it later because she is getting the windows all wet.  She got up and is watering the garden correctly.  Jeff is just watching Jordon and laughs every once in a while.  Now Jordon is putting lotion on her legs. (very exciting stuff here)

Jeff still thinks the lockdowns are because BB is removing stuff from the house for the next HoH competition.

Every quiet but Jeff, Kevin and Jordon. Jeff likes pasta with Vodka sauce he is explaining to Kevin what it is.  LOL they are discussing noodle sizes and why they are different shapes.  Jeff's favorite meal is seafood.

Jordon sees a bat and Kevin says he does not like them and Jeff thinks they are blind.

Jeff complaining about the liver and limes for the have-nots.  Jeff can't figure out why they got limes.  Kevin likes the limes.  Jeff would have rather of had the squid and squash.

Jordon in the pool on the blue raft as Jeff looks on.

OD LD is over.

12:30-4:45PM BBT:  Everyone's just been socializing and playing in the back yard. There's Play-Doh, Badminton, lockdowns, swimming, and some subtle campaining:   Read More Details by mmm, jamiehun, and Iris

Tonight's Show:   Lydia really believes that Chima's target for eviction is Russell,  but she feels Russell could turn on the charm and she could end up walking out the door.  Russell really feels betrayed,  because Chima is on his team. Natalie:  "If Jeff has the power, he wouldn't use it, because he's not stupid like that."  From the DR,  Jeff says,  "If the votes were counted today,  I think Russell would be going home..." But then,  there are variables, the PoV and Jeff has the coup d'état.  "I might  just decide to take out one of the big dogs.' Russ tries to mend fences,  but when he goes to Michele he ends up getting in a big fight with her.  Michele goes to the HoH room for solace.  When she tries to leave the HoH room,  Russ confronts her again in an ugly, childish face-off,  where Russ comes off as a bullying, chauvinist.  It's time to play in the PoV.  It's important for Jessie to win the PoV to protect him from the coup d'état which can not be used to nominate the HoH, or a PoV holder.  But, Russ got to pick who he wanted to play in the competition, and he chose Jeff, leaving Jessie vulnerable.  In the PoV contest,  players  had to maneuver eggs up a chicken wire panel. The player with the most eggs, win the PoV.  Kevin scored the first egg,  and continued to score until time was called and he won.   When Kevin won, the girls squealed with glee. Now that Kevin has the PoV,  what should he do with it?  Kevin doesn't want to stress out, Chima,  Jessie,  and Natalie by changing the nominations,  but not using the PoV will certainly stress  out Lydia.   Meanwhile,  Jessie wants to make sure that Jeff and Jordan don't trust Russ,  but even Jordan can see through the ruse.  Russ sees no point in being nice to Chima,  because no matter what he'll never win her vote.  This attitude causes yet another huge fight,  with name calling and screaming.  Chima can certainly hold her own against Russ's tirade,  although once again, Russ was show us some behavior that made Evel Dick look like Miss Manners.  The winners got to see the movie, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.  Everyone enjoyed to movie and had positive reviews for the film made by a CBS corporate subsidiary. Lydia tells Russ that Kevin's not going to use the PoV on her.  Word gets back to Kevin that Lydia's telling people his business.  Lydia pouts that Kevin won't use the PoV.  'Alright,  I'll use it.  I'll go tell Chima that you want me to use it,  and you'll be evicted in two weeks."  Kevin told Lydia.  Kevin wants Lydia to see what's best in the long run.  Lydia understands,  and tells him not to use it.  From the DR,  Kevin weighs his options,  and Lydia is back to asking for the PoV to be used on her.  When Kevin doesn't use the PoV,  Lydia is disappointed. A more complete re-cap of tonight's show will be available here, on the CBS.com web site, after 8-12-2009.  Don't forget,  BB fan Neil Patrick Harris does the Top Ten on The Late Show with David Letterman.

Meanwhile, back in the house...  More nothing has continue to happen.  Russ continued his workout on the elliptical and free weights,  In the kitchen,  Natalie, Michele Jessie, and Chima talked and laughed. 

7:00PM BBT: We have a REAL close up of Russell's face on Feed #1. He's working out in the BY staring into the windows with the cameras behind them. (Feeds #1 & 2)

(Feeds #3 & 4) Jessie, Chima, Natalie, Michele and Jeff working on the modeling clay statues they've been making.  Close up of the results - very creative.  Chima saying people are out there reading the Twitters that people love their Twitter.  Asking how long Jessie's HoH blog was.  Jessie says more than a page.  Russell inside.

Feed #1 now on Jordan and Kevin sleeping in pool room.  Nothing especially interesting going on.

8:19PM BBT:  Michele and Jordan are running laps in BY.  Jessie, Natalie and Kevin lazing around in HoH bed. Chima came in dressed in a camouflage outfit and said she had her battle clothes on.

Michele and Jordan talking game a bit.

Up in HoH room, Jessie and Natalie are playing chess in bed. The upstairs group thinks Lydia hid all day because someone blamed her for 'all of it'. (Missed what they could be talking about).

Chima advising about taking proper naps and being ready for her photos tomorrow.  She wants a fun on photo shoot.  Jessie saying he's going to re-enact good BB scenes.

8:33PM BBT:   Natalie said if she ever had the chance she'd put Jeff and Jordan up together.  Jessie said Jordan would put him and Natalie up together.  Chima saying Jeff not playing at all because he will not talk game with them. Natalie calls Michele "crazy."  Kevin says socially awkward.  (They are rehashing Saturday nights/morning conversations)

Out back Jeff and Russell are playing a quiet game of pool.

Michele and Jordan are running and talking about a three people alliance, but can hear cause of heavy breathing and pounding of feed.

Feed # 3 switches to Russell/Jeff talking about the movie, and prizes and how there might be more money offered in games.  That third place is close to 25K? [The America's Choice prize]  Maybe a new car luxury. Russell ran his Cambrey into the ground with over 200K miles and blew the engine.  They are talking cars.  How Russell' boss didn't believe his car died on the way to work.  Now they're going to play pool.  The girls are again jogging around the yard.

8:40PM BBT: Natalie and Jessie arguing over chess.  They are arguing over if she has two moves left it's a stalemate.  Jessie is saying there is no such thing in chess.  Natalie will not see his side.  It' check and check mate.  Natalie said the only reason he was there is because she hung her ass off a toilet seat.  If she had known what she knows now she would have been the first to drop.  They started wrestling and she kept yelling for Big Brother to save her, that Jessie was violent, that he was hurting her. S he was loving every minute.  She finally started yelling "Look America, Jessie is getting his ass kicked by a girl".

Jeff and Russell quietly playing pool outside.

9:15PM BBT:  The playful arguing and wrestling is starting to subside.  Although Chima has been cackling through this,  she's actually annoyed by it all. 

10:00PM BBT:  Jeff got a game of question cards called, Table Topics Original - Red, it's getting to know-you-game. "If you could live forever in your favorite season,  what season would you pick?"  Jeff was asked, "If you could preserved any one place on Earth, what place would you choose to protect?"  Jeff said,  "Rome" He really likes it there. "What would you like to learn most to do on the computer?"  Lydia:  "How to make a bomb. Or I would look up The Anarchist's Cookbook.'  [What, she never heard of Google?]    "Is there a soul mate for each person?"  Jeff says that we know there's two soul mates for one person.  Natalie:  "I already have my soul mate. His name is Jason. He's at home."  "What would be the best way to spend a rainy day?"  Jordan:  "Sex."   In another question we learned that Jordan would  like to be a radiologist.  [I think it was just because she thinks scrubs are so comfortable."  "What would you like to be the view from your back porch?".   The answer had something to with fog, it was a little foggy.  "What instrument would you like to be able to master?"  Someone said 'skin flute."  Chima:  "I don't even know what a skin flute is."  Lydia's dream is to own an art gallery.  Michele would donate $1 million to an animal protection organization.  "What would you try if you had no fear?"  Natalie:  "Swimming with sharks."  "Is the male or female body more beautiful?"  Kevin:  "The male body of course."  "What is your idea of heave?"  once again,  Jessie's answer was foggy,  and had something to do with hanging out with George Washington because he had no teeth?  "What crime would you commit if there was no risk?'  Jeff:  "Bank robbery"  "What makes your generation unique?"  Lydia:  "My generation elected the first African-American president."  "If you were cremated,  where would you want your ashes scattered?" Jessie:  "Out of an airplane,  over the United States and Hawaii."   Which is more important, the respect of your parents,  or the respect of your children?'  Lydia:  "Children."  "What would you most like to ask God?"  Kevin:  "Why?"  That was it,  just "Why."   Where would you most like to travel?"  Jordan: "Fiji."  "Which other culture would you like to have been born into?"  Chima:  "Japanese, or some other Asian culture."  "If you could change anything about your appearance,  what would it be?"  Jessie:  "My hair.  I'd like my hair to look like Jeff's."  "Which moment from your life would you choose to relive."  Jessie:  "When I won my first pro bodybuilder contest and my father cried and hugged me."  "What's the hardest thing you've ever done?"  Michele:  "That stupid HoH contest."  "Did anything bad,  ever turn out good?"  Natalie:  "Yes,  getting my heart broken."  Would you rather meet your Great-Great Grand parents,  or your Great,  Great, Grand children?"  Lydia:  "Great,  Great, Grand children, because history scares me."  "Who has inspired you as a mentor and why?"  Jeff:  "My father,  but lately my boos,  because he's taught me a lot."  Michele got the same question and her mentor is a female scientist at work. 

11:00PM BBT:  The questions game continues.  There's way too much to type,  so:  why not just Flashback.  Flashback Alert:  10:00PM BBT Feed 1:  With Real player and the live feeds,  you can "Flashback"  to any point in BB11 history.   Watch Big Brother on SuperPass!  The answers really let you get to know the HGs better. 

Read Nite Owl Report by StephenV [Covers 11:30 - ?AM in depth, most of it's right here tonight.]

11:50PM BBT:  In the pool room, Russ works on Jordan for her vote.   Russell asks Jordan where she was at with the vote and says "I'm going back and forth' and tells him everyone is voting him out,  and keep Lydia and Russell tells her Jeff is voting for him and "they feel threatened." 

Russell tells her he has the extra vote who would vote for him to stay,  and says the other side "wins everything" and pick people off and tells her how he stuck up for Jeff and Jordan in his HoH and the reason he felt threatened.   He says,  "If they do get me out," her and Jeff become "easy targets."

Jordan asks about when Russell when he told them back-stab them and says it was at the end of the game. telling her "they are so dominant and so in control" and Jordan says "I don't want to piss everyone off."

11:54PM BBT: Russell tells her she can make a move now or try to win "back to back to back HoHs" as her only way to stay in the game.  "With me and Jeff working as a team, you guys go from the bottom of the totem pole, to basically the top."  Jordan asking who his extra vote is and inaudible whispers.  "Are you sure?"  Russell"  "Pretty positive and Jeff knows and says OK."

Meanwhile,  in the green room,  Jeff works on Michele for an alliance.  Michele:  "If Russell stays,  can he be trusted?"  Jeff says he isn't sure,  it depends on how things play out.  Michele asks Jeff if he had the power, would he use the power to eliminate someone. Jeff: "Fuck yeah I would use it!"

11:57PM BBT: Russell goes over his Woman Alliance theory and tells Jordan that Jessie might be on board to flip.  Jordan asks if she can talk to Jessie and he tells her "talk to Jeff."   Russ continues on  about Chima has people scared.  Russell goes over who Chima has on her side.

Jordan expressing concerns that him and Jessie will vote Jeff out,  and Russell says "I can't work with Jessie anymore."   He says Jessie has Natalie and says "I'm not" going to protect Jessie and wants to work "with Jeff"

12:00AM BBT:. Russell "Why would I want to be the bottom guy and Jessie totem pole" and says for her to "talk to Jeff"

Russell says the best part is the votes are anonymous like when he voted for Casey and again tells her again, "Talk to Jeff."

12:02AM BBT: Jordan leaves and walks around the house before heading to green room with Jeff.

Jeff asks, "What are you being crabby about?" [Take it from me, women never appreciate that question.  -Morty]   Jordan says she's not and says she's crabby because she had to go talk to Russ.  Jeff:  "Don't take it out on me."

12:04AM BBT: Michele comes in and says to Jordan, I've been warned about aligning with other people.  We'll have to win HoH or we'll will have problems."

Jeff says "I would rather keep Russell" and Michele says "There is no strategic reason to keep it..."  Jeff says,  "We can't swing it anyway." and Michele wonders if he would be on their side. Jeff says, "If we can swing it..."

12:08AM BBT: Jordan tells them what Russell promised her and Jeff tells her that Russell doesn't' have Jessie and Natalie,  "He told me he does too,  but he doesn't."

Jeff tells Michele that for her to say she's on the other side.  As Jordan goes over her conversation with Russell and she's whispering at a low level

Jeff tells Michele "Jessie does hate you" and Michele replies, "I know" and tells them to just "try to win"

12:13AM BBT: Chima comes back in and their strategy session turns to Jordan's "disgusting toe nail clippings" and the need for more contact lens solution.

Jeff says their goal is to win HoH and put up Jessie and Natalie with Jessie going "right" he says..

12:14AM BBT: They're talking about Kevin where he will go after Lydia is gone.  Michele thinks he'll stay over there while Jeff says "I don't think so' saying he has is own thing going.."

12:16AM BBT: Michele says they they need to go with the house just in case Lydia wins and they have no votes against her.

They talk how they are their next targets...

12:18AM BBT: Jeff telling Michele they need to start counting things... as Jordan kind of hopes it's endurance.  Jeff says "Oh fuck,  the feeling in my legs just started coming back and I'm on slop."
Michele wants to use scare tactics during endurance... tripping and yelling..

12:20AM BBT: Jeff talking about Jessie trying to be cool now, and questions why now?  He says Jessie is trying to walk through the game but not on his "watch."

12:24AM BBT: Jeff has left and Michele and Jordan to keep whispering.  Jordan and Michele talk about not seeing anything positive in Russell staying.   Michele says he would get Chima out.

12:26AM BBT: Michele saying that Chima may target Jeff to try to get "the strong" men out of the house.

12:29AM BBT: Michele and Jordan whispering in the green room talking about putting Jessie and Natalie up saying that he's their main target and don't want Jessie winning HoH on Thursday.  Michele says they should put Lydia up against Jessie in order for Kevin to vote they want; Jessie out.

Michele stating that Lydia isn't enemy #1 on Jessie/Chima's/Natalie's hit list but Jeff and Jordan are.  She tells her she knows that for sure.  Jordan's talking about what benefits there are in keeping Russell as Michele says "I think she's fooling with him" and that Natalie is keeping him.  Michele: "Russell lies and makes up stories.   He will say anything to stay alive. He just can't be trusted."

12:37AM BBT: "The vote this week is 3-3' and the vote next week is "2-3' and if one of them is HoH they need the "extra" vote next week... Michele says...

12:41AM BBT: Jordan doesn't want to go to bed because Russell "is going to hound me" about her vote.

12:43AM BBT: Jordan talks about HoH saying she hopes Michele won't turn on her and Jeff and says she won't.  They are talking about the wizard power as Jordan tells her he doesn't have it... and says Jeff doesn't either.  Michele says her fight with Jessie started because when he came in she didn't know who Jessie was..

"We're gonna fight hard on Thursday, if we lose we gave it our best shot." Michele whispers..

Michele says not to talk to Lydia or Kevin, and Jordan says "We're done if one of them get HoH."

12:48AM BBT: Michele says "It will be an uphill battle" but it will be interesting..

12:49AM BBT: Jordan saying she wants peanut butter

Michele telling Jordan "I have never turned my back on you and Jeff I back you 100%."

12:52AM BBT: Michele saying Jeff and Jordan "Are honest and don't fabricate words." Michele says her words have been "twisted around"

2:00AM BBT: Jessie, Natalie, Lydia, and Kevin having a pow-wow in the recycle room.  They're talking about Michele,  how she is a PhD,  and how she is most likely lying about how much she makes. Lydia brings up the fact that she said she has gotten grants more than once,  and she is probably loaded from those.  Kevin explains the grants go to the area of study,  not the person.   Jessie said they need to get her out.

2:08AM BBT: Now conversation switches to Jeff and Jordan and Russell.  Talk about how they are so rude because they always slam the door in the pool room.  Talk goes not to how they avoid the rest of them and how Russell chooses people to be mean to.   Then back to bad mouthing Michele.  Natalie trying to say that people tried to give her crap for only taking two showers the week of her being a have-not,  saying Michele showers less,  also saying that she doesn't wash clothes and they smell, etc.  Just the same back and forth talking bad about Jeff and Jordan Russell and Michele.

2:15AM BBT: Now talking about votes , saying that if just one of them is on the block, they have enough votes to keep them and the alliance can stay in tack. Talk about the mystery power, think that it it is Jeff, and that he might want Russell gone and not use it Natalie: It better not be used.

2:20AM BBT: talking about how Russell will leave the house, whether he will be articulate or leave with a bang, also thinking he will try to stir the pot before he leave. Jessie saying that they should try to make it seem like Jeff is Russell target, trying to call Russell out in front of Jeff. Talk now saying Michele votes isn't needed. Natalie: Michele said she will never put up Jeff and Jordan , even though Jeff treats her like crap,  Michele think that Jeff treats her like that because of Russell.
Then talking about how Michele is trying to manipulate Chima, saying that she won't put up Chima either.

Talk turns to if BB will make them were another crazy costume, like the banana suit.  They hope it is a penguin,  and they would jump in the pool with it.

2:30AM BBT:  Two feeds switch from sleeping HG to Jeff and Jordan-  Jordan: "I would be so mad if he (Jessie) would win it again."  Talking about who would put up who Chima would put up Jeff, Jessie would most likely put up Michele
Jeff: "If Jessie was gone, the house would be are. He's been on easy street since day one,  I don't know why everyone has been on his nuts."
Jordan: "People won't vote Chima because of his mouth..."
Jeff: "And Russell is getting on my fucking nerves he follows me everywhere."
Jordan agrees
Jeff tells her they should still vote against the house,  Jordan think they should get him out now.   Trying to pull it off to keep Russell in but but tell him not to tell the other side.  Thinking they might get Michele too.  They continue to talk about Russell is acting like their shadow, following them etc..
Jeff: "But everyday is more lies,  like he said he has a Chambray when I mentioned I had one... "
Jordan: "He is trying to fit in."
Jeff: "In a perfect world, if Jessie were gone , Russell would be loyal to us... "
Jordan: "He said they others were trying to get him to put us up, but he didn't."

There's more talking about Russell, Jeff also mention he can't stand Lydia because she runs and tells everything to the other side.  Then more stuff about Russell

2:51AM BBT: Talking about Jessie/Natalie , how Jessie tried to get Jeff to trust him etc..
Jeff: "You need to pull and HoH out your ass."
Jordan talking about last year, saying there will be another endurance competition soon, wishing Ronnie was there just to tell her.

3:00AM BBT:  Jessie tells Kevin, Lydia and Natalie that when he has sex with a "chick," it's usually the best they've ever had.  The conversation goes around and around, with the girls suggesting that Jessie's girls were faking it.  Jessie counters that,  "You can't fake what I do to them."  They go around a few more times,  and then finally Jessie explains that he causes them to ejaculate.   Lydia says she can't do that,  and Jessie says that all women can,  they just don't know it,  and Jessie has brought on female ejaculation with every girl he's been with (which, as I recall he once said was over 300, tonight the number was 6).   

3:15AM BBT: Natalie, Jessie, Kevin and Lydia are chatting about Jeff and Jordan make out all the time.   Natalie tells Lydia that if she did a girl, she’d do her.   Natalie tells her that she’s never really liked her, but today, she feels like she likes her.   “As I lie here, you intrigue me,” says Natalie.   Jessie says that Natalie seems to have a girl crush right now. Natalie says that if she were to date a girl,  she’d date Lydia because she wouldn’t be a lipstick lesbian or date a butch lesbian.   Jessie says that his stomach just turned a little bit. Lydia and Natalie says that they are growing on each other.   Jessie says that they’ve had a good session and have broken through some barriers.   Kevin asks Jessie if he’s attracted to him and Jessie says, "No, No!”   Lydia says that if she were a guy, she would date Kevin.   Natalie says that she’s 100% straight.

Natalie says that her boyfriend has been married before. She says that she's opening up to them because she likes them.

 

Today's writers have been:  Angelo Joe, BigMDGirl, CeCiMom, Dade, Iris, jamiehuns, jammer, JEDI, King123, laladoopiedu, mmm, motormouthcj, StephenV, SueZqueZ and ZuZuMamou