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Friday, September 23, 2022 Two More Days
7:15AM BBT: BB wakes the HGs up for the day. Monte is the first up in the kitchen, staring at the Memory Wall. He will have to face Taylor in the HoH Part two competition today.

7:30AM BBT: Taylor is up and asks how Monte is feeling this morning. he's OK now (their stomachs were upset from spinning around in the Part 1 competition). She heads to the bathroom area to start ADLs.

7:40AM BBT: Turner is up and greets Monte in the kitchen.

8:09AM BBT: FotH.

10:49AM BBT: Feeds return. Turner and Taylor are back in bed. Monte cooks eggs in the kitchen.

11:10AM BBT: Monte is eating by himself at the dining table. Turner is asleep in the car bedroom. Taylor is asleep in the golf bedroom.

12:30PM BBT: No change over the 90 minutes. Monte is at the dining table staring at the Memory Wall. Turner is in the car bedroom dreaming of Megan. Taylor is sleeping in the golf bedroom or in the DR.

12:32PM BBT: Monte is called to the DR so he goes to the bathroom. No napping, HG, BB says belatedly. Taylor mumbles something under the covers to prove she's awake. Monte washes his hands, goes to the car bedroom for some hand lotion, then shuffles to the DR, all with o saying a word.

2:29PM BBT: Taylor is sitting in the kitchen alone. You can probably tell from my demeanor, Taylor says to the camera, I didn't win. I lost by about 20 seconds. Monte and Turner have such strong resumes, the only way I could win was to win Final HoH and take myself.

2:31PM BBT: It was so important to not have to be taken to the end, now I have to sit and watch two guys battle it out in the last competition. Sounds like Monte won HoH Part II this morning. (I can hear Jame's Brown's It's A Man's World echoing in her head)

2:58PM BBT: Turner comes out of the DR, grabs a hoodie and his water bottle from the car bedroom where Monte is sleeping, then returns to the kitchen and says hi to Taylor. She says she's alive.

3:05PM BBT: Taylor is laying in the golf bedroom, Monte and Turner are in the car bedroom. The stage is set for the final act live, Sunday night, and there is precious little game left to be played.

3:30PM BBT: Turner gets up and takes a shower. Monte is still asleep in the car bedroom. Taylor is still in the golf bedroom.

3:45PM BBT: Turner is standing at the shower door looking into the bathroom area, a towel on his head, and the water running behind him. He turns the water off and starts drying off. He is silent but looks like he's thinking heavy thoughts.

3:48PM BBT: Turner exits the shower, one towel around his waist, another around his shoulders and head. He just stands there for a moment, arms crossed, looking in the bathroom area mirror (Is this the face of a winner of $750k?).

3:50PM BBT: Turner grabs his pants and steps into the bathroom area to change. He comes out clothed and heads back to the car bedroom. After passing through the golf bedroom, Taylor raises her head, looks at the car bedroom, looks at the camera, then lays back down again.

3:55PM BBT: Shirtless, Turner rummages through his suitcase in the car bedroom. So all four feeds naturally switch away from the only action in the house to show an inert Taylor. Turner can be seen in the background leaving the car bedroom but feeds do not follow him.

4:00PM BBT: Turner has on his flannel shirt and is brushing his hair in the bathroom area. BB calls Taylor to the DR. She lifts her head to acknowledge the request but makes no move to get up. Turner returns to the car bedroom and sits on the edge of his bed, rolling up his sleeves.

4:03PM BBT: Taylor finally rises, fully clothed, wraps the pink blanket around her shoulders, and heads to the bathroom area to freshen up. BB reminds Turner to put on his mic, not that the HGs are talking today. (It's as if they realized they don't get paid by the word)

4:15PM BBT: Turner is laying in his bed in the car bedroom reading his HoH letters for inspiration. Taylor is in the DR. Monte is sleeping in the car bedroom. Turner puts the letters down and Monte wakes up to talk. They discuss what's to eat. There's leftovers, Turner jokes, seriously.


Previously on Big Brother, with only four left in the game, Taylor became HoH while Monte won the final PoV, meaning the Showmance was headed to Finale Night. But Monte had to choose who would be joining them and he decided to stay loyal to his boy, Turner, ending the hypnotist's trance.

Now, with the Final Three set, Monte, Taylor, and Turner look back at the epic summer. Witness the LoLs, the TMIs, and the OMGs you didn't see. Plus, Part I of the 3-part Final HoH competition kicks off. All this, right now, on Big Brother!

Day 78. Britt exits the BB House and the Final Three HGs celebrates. Monte says 78 days ago he walked into the BB House and now he has a 1in three chance to win $750k. He feels he has a better chance of securing Final Two with Turner and Taylor than with Britt and Taylor.

There's only three left in the house, Turner remarks. Look at this, Taylor says. We've cemented ourselves in BB History, Monte says. Turner can't believe he's Final Three in BB. He's so close to winning he can taste it, his head is spinning.

Quite the journey, Monte says. Quite the jury, Turner says. Taylor laughs. Who would have thought, she tells us, one foot out the door week one, and 13 evicted HGs later, she's Final Three. She fought tooth and nail and now she's so close to the $250k, she's not easing up now.

The Final Three toast each other with champagne. Here's to the Final Three.

After an HoH lockdown, they are greeted with a sumptuous surf and turf meal downstairs. It's a celebration, Monte says as they rush downstairs. They have steak, lobster tail, crab cakes, and more champagne. They started off with 16 and now are down to 3, Monte says as the official remembrance begins. Three Leftovers made it to Final Three, Taylor observes, it feels like yesterday there were 16 HGs walking around the house.

Turner says 15 HGs, because Jasmine was rolling around. My take, he says, but she may have been milking that. Queue tape of Jasmine's injury on Day 9 and her subsequent milking of said injury, asking other HGs to do for her.

Jasmine tells us the HGs are her worker ants and she's the Queen. They cook for her and it's not the best but she holds her breath and swallows. Turner says she's so annoying, and high maintenance. Alyssa says she's a "little" bit bossy.

Somehow, Jasmine finds a reason to complain about every act of generosity. Turner tells Monte and Taylor as her Festie Bestie, they started off as friends but ended not so much. Taylor asks Turner, do you know the Muffin Man? OMG, Turner says, I'm the Muffin Man!

Turner says he put up with Jasmine but was very honest in the DR. Roll clips of Jasmine and Turner DR sessions discussing MuffinGate. Turner says Alyssa was a lot closer to Jasmine, but I wouldn't trust her with directions. Clips of Alyssa being geographically challenged. Roll clips.

Michael says she won a geography B in school, and Alyssa is a bright, young woman who could study harder. Turner tells us Alyssa made it far in the game because there were no competitions based on geography. I'm not good at geography, Alyssa admits, I'll have to buy a World Map.

Taylor says one person not easy to have around the house was Daniel. Monte says he was an emotional wreck. Turner says he came out swinging after Nicole was voted out. Taylor says sometimes you blow up and sometimes you get blown out the door. Roll clip from Day 30. Daniel implodes in the kitchen as the other HGs watch, Taylor eating Lays on the stairs as Monte reminds him he told him to not use the Veto.

Back at the dinner, Monte says DJ Showtime got along with Daniel pretty well. Your boy, Turner says. Flashback to Day 15, Monte starts to talk game with Terrance who is distracted by Daniel's Murray's Pomade, a product made for Black men. Daniel's used it since he was 13.

Back to the Remembrance, Taylor says it's difficult to live with someone who refuses to shower. Turner gets defensive. I don't know why Pooch started this propaganda, he says, but I shower every other day. Does my hair look greasy to you? Flashback to Day 9.

Taylor tells us showering every other day is not OK. It's not right. You open the door and can smell the funk of his laundry. Michael says Turner wears it like a badge of honor he doesn't do laundry and nests in his dirty clothes.

Clips of dirty feet. I already showered, Turner says, I'm just dirty. He realizes how cold a Have-Not shower is and decides to wait. He admits in DR he could clean up better after himself. Turner admits to the Final Three he didn't shower during Dyre Fest either.

What the hell happened during Dyre Fest, Monte asks? It was horrible, Turner says, but I had the most prep for living outdoors after van life and backpacking, but it was tough.

Day 45. Alyssa tells the other Dyre Fest HGs that the worst part has been being drained by the sun and sharing a port-a-potty with four guys. Turner describes it as being trapped in a hot car in a parking lot. Alyssa says she felt like a hot pocket.

Meanwhile, in Big Brochella, the HGs complain about how cold it is. Taylor wants a little heat. And the bugs, Alyssa says (bug clips, spraying everything), sleeping on the hard ground (it's Astroturf, not dirt). The Big Brochella HGs slept well while the Dyre Fest HGs didn't sleep at all.

Kyle says they have beanie weenies, a three out of 10. Turner says it's next-level disgusting. Jasmine made chicken for the Big Brochella HG. Turner, Kyle, and Alyssa discuss the beanie weenies. She did not like their texture at all.

Monte says the best moments in the house were when they came together as a family. Like when they celebrated the anniversary of Indy becoming a US Citizen. Her 1 year anniversary, Monte adds. We're still people outside the house, after the game is done, Taylor says.

Flashback to Day 13. Indy says the HGs celebrating this day with her is amazing. People don't always know how hard it is to get here (becoming a US Citizen) and all the years of hard work. I'm happy to share my story with them. The HGs all have wine and toast Indy In the HoH room.

She moved here 9 years ago, she tells the HG, from a poor family. Her parents still live in a bad place, it's not safe. She worked since she was 14 and dreamed of CA as her ticket out. She didn't speak English, cleaned houses, did anything to make money.

She still dreams of bringing her parents out and show them the world she's seen. It will happen someday. Joe says she's his dad's favorite player. He'll want her to win over him. Being the child of an immigrant, Joe tells us, he understands the hardships Indy's gone through.

Turner says that was an emotional day, but for emotions, laughing and crying, there's the DR. That's where you let it all out, Monte says. Roll DR clips from the HGs in various costumes and states of awakeness, expressing complaints about other HGs and everything else.

Transition to the HGs crying in the DR, from the game, from the stress, from the other HG, fighting away the tears (and losing). There's no crying in BB, Daniel says, yeah, right.

There were ups and downs this summer, Taylor recalls, and with 16 HGs from all walks of life, there are lessons to be learned. The toughest week, Monte says, was when they found out about Kyle and his thoughts, words, and actions being rooted in racism.

Flashback to Day 55. Terrance talks to Kyle in the car bedroom. He confesses to playing a selfish game. It was hard to hear, Terrance says, but you have an opportunity to learn. It just affected gameplay here but in the real world, it affects lives. I still love you, Bro.

Terrance breaks it down for Kyle. We (Black HG) have never had the opportunity to win this game because we were ostracized as soon as we came into the house. Yes, the Cookout had an alliance, but it was a cultural thing.

Terrance tells Kyle that they try to find a way to move past the boundaries they were ingrained to believe since slavery, to be against each other. During slavery, some were allowed to live in the house, while others work the fields, to keep them from trusting each other.

Terrance continues to talk to Kyle about how men and women were separated to keep them from forming relationships, there are a lot of things that happened to them as a people that makes them so defensive even today. That's what brought together the Cookout.

When you hear Taylor or Jasmine say they don't want to put up a Black woman, I hope you understand where that is coming from. Black women feel like they are always pitted against each other, they are each other's competition. One is dark-skinned, the other light-skinned.

Even in our own community, Terrance explains, we have those types of problems. In order to negate that, he says, he doesn't want to be in a position where he has to hurt another Black person to get ahead himself. Society does that enough already.

Kyle tells Terrance he realizes he doesn't even know what he doesn't know. That's what's hard about asking questions. Utah was predominantly white, this is all so new to him. If you forgive someone, Terrance says, you should make them whole again.

I don't forgive or forget the action, Terrance tells Kyle, but as a people from the South side of Chicago, we definitely knew what was racism and I don't get that from you. You're a kid who just made a mistake.

This is the most kindness anyone's shown me my entire life, Kyle tells Terrance, it shows the man you are. It took me to have four kids and a great wife, Terrance credits. Thanks, Tracy, I appreciate ya. You're amazing, Kyle says as they hug, you're a godsend.

Back to the Final Three, Taylor says Kyle had to learn some really hard lessons, but I got to be a part of helping him discover a part of himself he didn't realize was there and facilitate conversations he hadn't had before.

Flashback to Day 56, Kyle is alone in the car bedroom, wrapped in his gold blanket. He tearfully tells Taylor how sorry he is. She understands the initial reaction to being accused of racist things is to be defensive. All of us try to be good people.

Taylor tells Kyle she's not his tutor but she is his friend. We will always be able to talk as friends about this. She says Black women get the burden of almost everything, ostracized, bullied, and not given the benefit of the doubt, as our white counterparts are.

For me, Taylor tells Kyle, regardless of how she feels about Jasmine, she didn't want to put her up because if I'm walking into the game saying I want to carry the weight for Black women in the real world and BB world, who am I to put a Black woman in danger.

Kyle tells Taylor he understands. That doesn't mean I won't vote someone's ass out, Taylor says, or have conflict with, it just means I won't use my power to put them in that position. You're doing a good job of going through that journey, she says. TY he says, hugging.

Back to the Final Three dinner. There's still someone we haven't mentioned, Taylor says. Ameerah or Pooch, Turner asks? No, she says, Peter! May he rest in pieces, Peter. Monte laughs.

Taylor says. Day 59. Monte, Turner, Brittany, Michael, and Taylor are in the gym when they hear a beeping noise. They talk about what would happen if they had to evacuate the BB House. What if someone dies in the house? Michael thinks they'd cancel the season.

What if you're up first and cooking breakfast, Taylor hypothesizes, and you choke on a hashbrown and die, then someone walks out and finds you dead on the floor, and exclaims Peter! Imagine BB says Wakey Wakey HG, and everyone wakes up but Peter is dead in his bed.

They are all laughing as Taylor says, Peter! Wake up, Peter! Peter, Michael mimics, Peter, please go to the DR. They are all laughing and crying for poor Peter. Please change your battery, Taylor says, Peter's natural battery has expired! Peter!

Taylor tells us that Peter has died in every scenario, he died in his sleep, and while eating yogurt, his heart stops. What if Peter died in the shower? How long would it take for HGs to notice? RIP Peter, she says in the gym. Michael says not funny but he can't stop laughing.

Taylor says because Peter's not real, it's funny. Does Peter's face get grayed out on the Memory Wall? Oh, Peter! Rest in peace, Peter, BB says, displaying the picture of a man named Peter on the Memory Wall. (Can anyone identify who that is?)

There are times I wish I was a fly on the wall, Taylor says, back in present. When Joe was around, Turner says. Joe was a fly guy, Taylor says. He liked swatting flies, Monte jokes.

Day 34. There's a fly on the table mocking Joe. You're plan's going perfectly, huh, says Joe, a towel poised in his hand. Keep rubbing those hands together. He throws the towel at the fly. And he lived? He swats at the fly with the towel.

There's enough people in this house, Joe tells us, without flies moving in. I'm evicting them ASAP. Clips of flies mocking Joe and Joe crusading against them. There's a technique, he says. Don't whip me, Alyssa says as Joe lines up against his prey. He finally gets one. First the flies, he tells us, then the houseguests. Alyssa calls him their very own human fly swatter. The Memory Wall shows a greyed-out picture of Peter, the fly.

Back to the Final Three, Turner says he'll miss being able to go to the DR and ask for anything. Trust me, Monte says, we did. Roll clips of outlandish requests of BB: pumpkin syrup for Turner, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, and berries for Indy, a pet for Michael and Joe.

Monte needs left-contact lenses (he only brought the right ones), and Nicole needs oat milk for Turner, who's allergic to almonds. Jasmine wants to know how long it will take. Taylor ate all of Monte's dark chocolate-covered pretzels. Indy wants a Truth or Dare Jenga.

Indy has lost all her bikini bottoms. Jasmine wants production to sing her a birthday song with the HG. Chicken wings, a pinata, and fingerprints for a birthday card. Is this a birthday card or the county jail, Turner wonders. Extra beer, Jasmine says, a pink pony.

Are you still there? Taylor asks for a very bubbly bubble bath. OK, now I'm done.

The remembrance dinner is over and the Final Three have glasses of champagne on the livingroom couches. Taylor says it's been a wild ride, and she's happy to be sitting Final Three with the two of them (Monte, Turner). There's still competitions to be won, Turner says. Let the best Leftover win, Monte says.

The Final Three toast to BB24 and head out to the backyard. A huge grill (pad) has been created, with three hot dogs on pedestals mounted vertically. Alongside are condiments and utensils: BB Ketchup, BB Mustard, BB BBQ. The HGs come outside and climb onto the grill to reach their wieners.

It looks like a BBQ tonight, Taylor says. This is huge, she tells us, the final HoH controls their fate in the game and decides who they sit next to in Final Two. You have to win two out of the three competitions to be Final HoH. The pressure's on. They all can compete.

Taylor reads from a card. This competition is called Weiner Palooza. The rules are simple - hold on to your wiener like your life in this game depends on it. Because it does. The wiener will spin left and right, and rock back and forth, giving them the wildest ride of their lives.

To be the top hot dog, Taylor instructs, do not fall off. The last HGs holding onto their wiener will be grillin' and chillin' 'til Finale Night, guaranteed to play in the Final HoH competition Part III, live. Who's ready to play Wiener Palooza?

Taylor has leggings and puts on a long sleeve shirt over a sports bra. Turner has on a t-shirt and shorts. Monte has on a t-shirt and sweatpants. The Final Three all mount their wieners, which have cut-out hand-holds around their sides. The wieners begin moving in unison.

I came here to win BB, Monte tells us, and now I'm in the Final Three. The horn sounds and the wiener roast is underway. From here on out, he says, it's everybody for themselves. I've dreamt about winning, about what it can do for my life, so nobody's going to stop me now.

The wieners are rotating slowly. I cannot believe I made the Final Three, Turner tells us, I've worked so insanely hard to make it to this point, there is no chance I'm letting up now. I want to be the Final HoH, he says, and decide who sits next to me, so I have to win this competition. So this vegetarian, Turner concludes, is ready to grab a giant wiener and hold on for dear life.

Taylor says I went from thinking I was going home week one, to having a real chance to sit in one of those Final Two chairs and winning the whole thing. Now that I've come this far, I'm going to change this game, I'm going to make history and be a Black woman in the Final Two chairs.

And, Taylor adds, ultimately, win. The wieners start moving faster and rocking harder and the HGs all say, oh no! Smoke starts coming up from the grill. Holy Moley, says Turner. I feel like rotisserie chicken, Taylor says. Yeehaw, Monte says as the wieners go to extremes.

Who will win the final three-part HoH competition Monte, Taylor, or Turner? And who will win the $750K grand prize? Plus, who did you choose as America's Favorite Houseguest? Find out, Sunday night at 8PM on the two hour Season Finale of Big Brother!

Tonight's coverage of Big Brother, S24E34, was written by Fuskie.

Today's updates were written by: Fuskie & MamaLong.
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Saturday, September 24, 2022 Waiting for Sunday
6:27AM BBT: The final three were playing cards in the kitchen until about 3AM. They all migrated to the Car Design Bedroom where they chatted for a bit. The boys fell asleep first, and Taylor enjoyed some late-night random packaging reading. They were all sleeping and lights out around 3:40AM. They are currently still sleeping in the Car Design Bedroom.

9:02AM BBT: WBRB for "Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!"

9:17AM BBT: The feeds return to Monte out of bed but Taylor and Turner are still horizontal.

10:04AM BBT: Monte is in the DR while Taylor and Turner are audibly snoozing.

10:14AM BBT: Monte has emerged from the DR.

Bob: Turner, please go to the Diary Room Downstairs.


11:09AM BBT: Monte is enjoying his typical breakfast of granola and yogurt. Taylor is still snoozing but has moved to her bed in the Golf Pro Bedroom. Turner recently finished in the DR. He walks through the kitchen on his way back from the bathroom and mentions there are ants in there.

Monte: I wonder why the bathroom.


11:14AM BBT: Turner asks Monte what he will wear for the finale. Monte says jeans and a floral shirt, similar to what Terrance wears. Turner confirms he will wear his intro outfit with a bandana. Turner says he is annoyed that the intro outfit production assembled for him doesn't even match.

Monte: They wanted you to look all over the place.

Monte suggests he wear the tan bandana, "That thing is clean."

Turner: I might wear the red one. It matches the shirt.

Monte asks if Megan will be down or if he thinks it makes him look like he is wearing a toupee. Turner says Megan told him to wear the bandanas. He says she likes them better with his long hair. He used to wear them with short hair, too.

Monte: You have definitely cemented the bandana.

Turner: I will leave this house wearing a bandana.

11:23AM BBT: Monte: Do you think all three of us are verified by now? (social media)

Turner: For sure.

11:25AM BBT: Monte: Is Taylor still laying down?

Turner: She does that, as we know.

Monte says he has a hard time doing that in his average daily life, "just laying in bed is not possible...too much on the mind." Turner says he plays video games to relax. Monte says he looks at random stuff on YouTube.

11:35AM BBT: Monte and Turner begin discussing traveling and frequently getting caught in bad weather patterns. Monte brings up the movie, Twister. Monte summarizes the film and says it is based on a real guy [This is a movie I love and will watch whenever it's on TV, which is quite often, actually. It's not a biopic, though. It's purely fiction but does reference actual technology and research. Storm chasing is no joke... so dangerous. ~MamaLong]


11:51AM BBT: The feeds return to Turner clearly studying at the dining table with his eyes closed mouthing the order of competitions/days.

He periodically opens his eyes and stares at the memory wall.

12:05PM BBT: Taylor is finally out of bed. Turner and Monte have migrated to the bathroom area where they have joined the ants in the survival of the fittest. [The ants win this one, for sure. The humans will leave, unable to tolerate much more. The ants will stay forever.] Taylor finds some snackage under a pillow.

12:18PM BBT: Taylor: Are they going to do light? I don't know what they are doing.

Monte: For an hour! Seems like a decent amount of time.

Taylor: They could lock us down in the Bubble Room. But they want us to have access to the bathroom.

Monte: They want us to be able to do our business. Why not HoH Room? What the hell they doing?

12:19PM BBT: We now have Rancho Coastal Humane Society on the feeds while the final three are locked down in the bathroom area for some unknown reason.

2:08PM BBT: The feeds return to Turner in his bed and Monte sitting alone in the livingroom.

2:29PM BBT: Taylor has fallen asleep in the bathroom area.

3:40PM BBT: Taylor is practicing her speech in a whisper in the bathroom area.

4:46PM BBT: Taylor is packing in the Golf Pro Bedroom.

Turner is back to staring at the memory wall and biting his cuticles. Monte can be heard snoring off screen.

5:25PM BBT: Monte and Turner are sitting at the dining table complaining it is so cold in the house they have to wear blankets like cloaks. Turner asks when they are supposed to have their luggage ready. Monte says tonight.

Monte: Want to play some rummy when Taylor gets off the toilet?

Turner: That would be fire.

Monte: It will burn some time.

Turner practices shuffling the cards while getting tips from Monte, "keep 'em tight... wicked bend... that's the way to keep her... that's what you want to hear... a whistle."

Turner asks Monte if he is good on his states (competitions and days)

Monte: I hope so.

5:30PM BBT: Monte says Indy will surely have some "smart comments" when she puts her key in.

Monte: It's going to be some sort of rant...'I played this game... an honest game..' (mocking Indy)

Turner: Julie's going to say, OK, OK... cast your vote.

Taylor joins them at the table with her bag of Lay's, and they begin playing rummy.

5:36PM BBT: [I'm out for the night. ~MamaLong]

8:22PM BBT Turner declares that he is down to his last Chapstick, "I think this is the one I took from Alyssa's duffle bag that she said I could keep."

Monte: A gift (more like a take and use that Alyssa would never want back -ML)

8:24PM BBT Turner lets out a few successful cheek whoops (where you tap your cheek full of air)

Taylor is impressed, "How do you do that?'

Turner: It's kind of like a fill your cheek like a whistle then tap.

Turner tries to teach Monte and Taylor how to do. Taylor and Monte try, unsuccessfully.

Taylor: I am hitting myself too hard.

Monte: Oh, fuck it. I look like a nimrod.

Taylor: A nimrod?

Turner: A dingbat.

Taylor: A nincumpoop?

Turner: A dunce.

Taylor: Oooh! A jester!

Monte: A moron.

Turner: A dimwit.

Taylor: A bozo.

Monte: Mm! A fool!

Turner: A sucker!

Taylor: A clown.

Monte: A jackass.

They all pause trying to think of other synonyms.

Monte: That's it.

Taylor: A nim-wad?

Monte: A nincumpoop.

Taylor: DIdn't I already say that?

Monte: Yeah, I'm out.

Taylor suggests they do another round of categories.

Monte: Oh God. I don't think I have the brain power.

Taylor: Things you can stab people with. [My, my... she is feeling bitter. -ML]

Monte: It's the last night.

They all laugh.

Turner randomly says when you eat two chicken wings that's one dead bird. They begin discussing chicken products and how many chickens it takes for McDonald's chicken nuggets and big events that call for massive amounts of chicken wings, like the Superbowl.

8:28PM BBT Bob: Houseguests, please go to the storage room.

Monte: They want us to get drunk now. I'm going to go to sleep after a drink. Ciders!

Taylor: Ciders! Cider time!

Monte: If we get Cosmic Crisps, I'm gonna get drunk.

Taylor says they told her they can't get those specific ones.

They enter the SR

Taylor: We got?... Ooooh! Blackberry cider. Two for each of us. (it is 2 Towns Ciderhouse but not the Cosmic Crisp)

Monte: Oh my God!

Taylor: Two per person

Monte: Oh, 6% alcohol... Good.

Taylor: The others would take you out. (They had stronger cider earlier in the season that got many drunk)

Turner: That's it!

Monte: Thank you Big Brother!

Taylor: Thank you so much Big Brother! This brand is, honestly, fire!

8:32PM BBT They pour the cider in plastic wine glasses.

Monte: This is going straight to the head.

Turner: Straight to the dome piece!

They toast "To the Final Three" and clink glasses.

Monte: Tasty!

Taylor: Not as sweet as the other.

They dine on rice and chicken while chatting about the various houseguests.

9:58PM BBT Turner is passed out in Indy's bed in the Space Age Bedroom (she would HATE that), and he is snoring loudly.

10:35PM BBT Monte and Taylor are alone at the dining table.

Monte: I'm telling you exactly what I am gonna do when the time comes. When I say I am gonna do something...

Taylor: Look, I trust you. But trust is also a choice, so don't worry about it. You are going to win that next part.

Monte: Thank you. Thank you for believing that.

Taylor: You better win it.

Monte: Look at us... trying to study for the SAT

10:43PM BBT Monte says he wants to go to bed early because he feels like they will have a 7AM wake-up and say bye to the feeders by 9. Monte tells Taylor he is taking her to final two if given that chance.

Monte: Tomorrow I am not gonna think about this shit. But I do need to think about speeches. Have you practiced?

Taylor: No

Monte: Are you just gonna let it fly?

Taylor: No... NO... are you kidding?

Monte Snickers

Taylor: What?

Monte: You'll see in my speech. It's gonna be funny. You'll see it, regardless, just preferable next to me.

Monte says he isn't sure if he should give Turner a heads up or not.

12:10AM BBT: Turner goes to the Memory Wall. He has no one here, he laments, no Alyssa, maybe Kyle, little chance he has Michael. Taylor thinks he has a good chance with Michael. Michael will vote for Monte over him, he says.

12:12AM BBT: Joe likes me, Taylor says (well, maybe not so much now that he learned of you and Monte) but he respects your game more. Taylor thinks she has Britt but not Michael. Indy is a tossup, they agree. 0% chance Turner has Jasmine or Terrance. Taylor disagrees.

12:14AM BBT: Turner says if it's the two of us, she's have Monte's vote. Taylor thinks he'll vote Turner over her. That's interesting, Turner says. Turner says Monte will crush him at a mental competition. What should he be studying? Who played the most Vetos, Taylor suggests.

12:20AM BBT: While Monte is in the DR, Taylor helps Turner with Jedi training. He says it's crazy she knows all this stuff so well.

12:40AM BBT: Monte is out of the DR. Turner/Taylor talk about gentrification. Is it a problem in Detroit? Yes, and many other cities where investors buy cheap properties, renovate them, and then jack up the prices, making it hard for long-time residents to afford to stay.

12:42AM BBT: Taylor tells Turner if he wants an easy win, he shouldn't take Monte. Turner says that's what BigD, Azah, and Xavier told each other. He promises to keep her posted. Taylor thinks between him and her, Indy would close her eyes and vote.

12:47AM BBT: Taylor wonders if the Cookout will have a 1-year reunion (they did). Monte is in the shower, a towel covering the top half of the stall. Turner hopes Paramount+ has bonus clips. He'll have BB playing on the TV in the Rug Shack 24x7.

12:55AM BBT: Looking at the Memory Wall, Turner thinks everyone's aged years in the BB House (3 months of my life I'll never get back!). Taylor says Monte still looks young. Turner says Kyle has aged for sure. Alyssa hasn't aged.

1:00AM BBT: Taylor/Turner talk HS jobs. Taylor had extracurricular activities - her school required two sports or an academic club. She did cheer, plays, and choir, then got to college and said she wasn't doing anything extra. She studied journalism at George Washington.

1:05AM BBT: Taylor says people should study journalism to learn ethics. Monte joins Turner/Taylor at the dining table. He's going to eat and call it a night. He's usually in bed by 10PM at home. Turner is usually asleep by midnight. He gets up at 10AM and opens the Rug Shack at noon.

1:10AM BBT: Monte says there's nothing to stay up late for. He's a machine in the morning. Taylor goes to sleep normally before midnight. She worked 9 to 12 at Trunk Club, Tuesday through Saturday. She'd do grocery shopping on Monday when stores were restocked and clean.

1:12AM BBT: Taylor says after she won her title, she'd have to get up for a breakfast, then have afternoon and dinner events, with lots of networking with her crown. Turner likes a 4-day workweek. Unions need to get everyone a 4-day workweek. Taylor says she won't go back to 5-day workweeks.

1:15AM BBT: While Turner cooks dinner, Taylor and Monte play Go Fish. She can't wait for them to meet her family tomorrow.

1:45AM BBT: Dinner is served! Taylor wishes the food had been a segment on their recap. Nicole, Indy, Jasmine's wings and Turner's Burritos. Turner isn't big on food trends - he still eats frozen yogurt. Everyone went to Pink Berry and it went away, he complains.

1:50AM BBT: Taylor says cupcake shops used to be a thing. Turner says the register in the Rug Shack was from a cupcake shop that went out of business.

2:00AM BBT: Taylor is tired but doesn't want to go to bed yet. They need a brainless game unless they want to figure out the friendship bracelets (apparently BB gave them a craft that they aren't interested in). Instead, they decide to all three play Go Fish.

2:47AM BBT: Taylor says if she gets America's Favorite Player, it would be like winning Miss Congeniality all over again. She wonders how much Michael's role in the Kyle stuff will impact voting. Monte thinks Turner or Taylor will win AFP.

3:00AM BBT: Monte/Turner are going through their bedtime ADLs. Turner has been living out of his suitcase since he packed for Thursday's eviction. They talk about what they want to take from the house. Turner wonders if the ray gun is glued down.

3:05AM BBT: Turner has laid out Q-Tips forming a #1, counting down the days until they leave the BB House. Never a day in Jury, Monte says. Turner suggests a slumber party for their last night. Monte likes the car bedroom door closed. Taylor felt alone last night. She's a guy's girl.

3:07AM BBT: Turner can't wait until he's in a bed where his feet don't hang off. Taylor points out he could have changed beds weeks ago. He wakes up and can tell if Monte is in bed.

3:15AM BBT: The Final Three are having a slumber party in the car bedroom. Turner thinks getting on a game show will be easier after being on BB. Taylor says Oprah had an impact on her - she loved the Harry and Megan interview. Monte complains about his aching bones.

3:22AM BBT: Turner's eyes are closed as he keeps talking with Monte/Taylor. They talk about the Jury roundtable. They think it will be taped Saturday. Monte wishes he could hear what the Jury is saying about them. It grows quiet in the car bedroom, lights on, Final Three drifting off.

3:30AM BBT: BB turns off the lights in the car bedroom where the Final Three slumber party has become all slumber and no party.

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